Friday, June 27, 2014

When These Are Mass Produced, Most Men Won't Need To Go To College

I'm rather surprised that it took this long to get this to market:




"The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process."

Undoubtedly these will be miniaturized and fit to fembots. I'm worried about whether the controls could be hacked, though, because that could wind up driving a man insane... or worse, clamping him in a position where he can't reach the cord to unplug it.

2 comments:

Robert Coble said...

So where is the counterpart sperm injection machine for feminists? For LBGTQRSTUVWXYZ? Surely the Chinese are not so unimaginative as to think that if one machine is needed to get the sperm out, there isn't also a need for another machine to re-insert it into the appropriate receptacle?

Ah, the Brave New World of the ÜberAtheoLeftist Alphas, Betas, and Gammas!

Robert Coble said...

An additional note:

Unfortunately, given the current state of K-12 mal-education, men will still have to go to college to learn how to operate the machine. They will be required to major in "Gender Studies" acquiring an MBA (Master Bating in Arts) degree.