Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Global Fireball and Green Terrorism

The blogs are agog with the news of Bin Laden's plans to set the entire globe afire by setting forest fires in all of the hated nations around the globe. The effect of all the forests on fire simultaneously would theoretically devastate economies by bringing homelessness and permanent penury to millions and swamping the world's ability to cope.

While the Muslim nations would not be spared the effects of global environmental and economic devastation, the impending collapse of the west could be seen as worth it. After all, a return to 5th century living standards would be welcomed in some quarters.

This must be a strain on western leftists who cherish the holiness of both environmentalism and the rights of terrorists to do their thing. I can imagine heads exploding at major universities everywhere. And since Obama is all set to declare carbon dioxide a pollutant, it might strain his relationships with his Muslim supporters around the globe, who, according to Moammar Ghaddafi have pumped mucho $ into Obama's campaign. Can Obama exert enough influence with the Muslim terrorists to keep America's terrorism Green?

I'll be glad when this election is over.

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