Surprise! Rogue One is Class War

‘Rogue One’ Makes White Guys the Enemy of the Future

And it makes the good guys purely minority, and run by a female.

I went to the last Star Wars debacle (absolutely no plot beyond the original plot redux). I won't go to this one. And I haven't seen the prequels, and probably won't ever see them. The Star War meme is heavily SJW-faux-religious. After the spectacularly new effects of the first Star Wars, the series got mired in tripe. And I later found out that a great many of the concepts were stolen from Forbidden Planet. It was the flashy cinematography and little meat that morphed into staid cinematography and Social Justice. So I opt out.

Milo on the Force

Star Wars Is Garbage

"Same thing with force choke: do we really need to shoot a criminal resisting the will of the Emperor? Why not subdue him with a choke–or the term we use in the Sith community, enhanced persuasion techniques? Besides, in the far-flung future of Star Wars, SJWs have ensured force-sensitive individuals get affirmative consent every 10 seconds while using their powers so there’s really no big deal.

The Jedi are sick bastards. They use the Force to cloud the minds of others. The movies show this being done to stormtroopers, but you just know Luke uses it on dates at the cantina. He probably uses it to get anal. I bet every Jedi has a BDSM dungeon that they use to force-torture unwilling victims. Any time they are told to stop they just wave their hand and say “That isn’t the safe word you are looking for.” Evil and rapey.

You can’t possibly justify zapping someone with lightning as evil at the same time you say controlling their mind is perfectly fine. It should have raised suspicions when Jian Ghomeshi and Bill Cosby dressed up like Jedi masters every year for Halloween following the film’s release. Rape culture is nothing in comparison to toxic hetero-Force culture.

Another crazy thing? The Jedis say control of the Force comes from “midichlorians” in the blood. Hmm. So now it’s a case of bloodline purity. Jesus, these death-eaters should just put on their SS uniforms and be done with it.

As a reminder, the “good guys” behind the Rebel Alliance abduct children from their families and raise them in a cult indoctrination centre to turn them into fanatical soldier priests called Jedi Knights–or, in the words of the mainstream media, “innocent Syrian refugees.”"

But the music is great...