Why ARE Atheists Pissed Off? Greta Christina tells us 99 Reasons Why…

…If we have Kindle, which I don’t so I’ll just have to guess. Let me get into my best Reason Rally alter ego... OK I'm ready.

1. There can be no remnant of religious morality in government. Government is so much better without morality. It is actually immoral to have morality in government. Except for the kind of uber morality which shouts “racist” at those who promote character building over cash prizes for votes: The fucking racists are everywhere, and it pisses us OFF. Oh, and right wing women who don’t know their place, the cunts and twats. Real women want the government to give them $1,200 worth of condoms every year (roughly 2,176 condoms – what a woman!!). Morals in government is religious persecution of those who don’t like morals. No one should have to endure that and it pisses us OFF!

2. Christians want to help us be moral; we don’t want that either: it’s blatant persecution and it pisses us OFF. Atheism comes without morality and we like it that way. We can make up our own morals, thank you very much, and it’s so much more convenient to have one’s morals custom fit to one’s behaviors, and in real time too. That way I am Good Without God, no matter what I choose to do. Christians should not be allowed to talk to real people (who are moral all the time by definition). And Muslims! … don’t get me started! They are victims of the Jew-Christians too, and it just pisses us OFF!

3. We have evidence for our beliefs. For example, we believe we are really quite smart and much better people than religious people. The evidence for that is, well, the Pope sucks, for example, and the Bible is evil-stupid. It’s obvious. When someone says something out of the Bible or makes a banner, or whatever, that is religious persecution, because we shouldn’t have to hear anything we don’t want to hear - stupid motherfuckers. They really piss us OFF!

4. We’re really pissed off that we are not in the majority – yet – and we still have to watch ourselves when we are in public, for example, pretending that we have morals that entail loving mankind, when the bastards actually really piss us OFF. They are so inferior (Nietzsche called them “the herd”); that’s why abortion (eugenics, you know) is so good: fewer of the bastards. All abortion does is to kill off the bastard that is Occupying the woman; it’s not like the uterus is a public parking space, well mostly ... or sometimes; the bastard that is in there should be evicted, hit the street, and go her own way as far as a crushed skull lets her. It's the womans right to evict, and the anti-woman people who want to stop her really piss us OFF!

5. Religion is stupid; stupid pisses us OFF.

6. Evolution.

7. Evolution.

8 – 98. Evolution

99. Evolution.

100. We deserve RESPECT, you assholes!