Stupid Physicist Tricks

Physicist Rongjia Tao of Temple university wants to build walls across the midwest "tornado alley" to help prevent tornados.

"If we build three east-west great walls in the American Midwest .... one in North Dakota, one along the border between Kansas and Oklahoma to the east, and the third one in south Texas and Louisiana, we will diminish the tornado threats in the Tornado Alley forever," according to physicist Rongjia Tao of Temple University.

The walls would need to be about 1,000 feet high and 150 feet wide, he said. Tao is presenting his research next week at the annual meeting of the American Physical Society in Denver.

He said that major tornadoes in Tornado Alley are created from the violent clashes between the northbound warm air flow and southbound cold air flow. He adds that since there are no west-to-east mountains in Tornado Alley to weaken the air flow, some clashes are violent, creating vortex turbulence and supercells that create tornadoes.

Tornado Alley is generally defined as the Plains states from the Dakotas to Texas.

The walls would stop the flow of air from both north and south, thus preventing the tornadoes from forming, he said. As an example he cites China, where east-west mountain ranges help reduce tornadoes there.

Unfortunately, aside from the astounding cost of $60 billion per 100 miles (according to Tao's estimates) and the incredible engineering challenges, "it wouldn't work," said tornado researcher Harold Brooks of the National Severe Storms Laboratory in Norman, Okla., in an e-mail.

Brooks said that despite the east-west mountain ranges in China, there are deadly tornado outbreaks there. In addition, he adds that there are already some smaller east-west mountain ranges in the U.S.-- in similar size to Tao's proposed walls -- in parts of Oklahoma, Arkansas and Missouri, where tornadoes still occur.

"If his hypothesis was true, we'd already have the thing he wants to build naturally," Brooks said

"This is essentially a case of a physicist, who may be very good in his sub-discipline, talking about a subject about which he is abysmally ignorant," Brooks noted, adding that the walls could actually create more vortices when the wind is strong out of the south or north, which is almost every day in that part of the country."

Well, there's probably a computer program somewhere to support this...