Monday, July 14, 2014

Governor Moonbeam Outlaws the Terms "Husband" and "Wife"

Headline:
Governor Moonbeam Makes the Use of the Words Husband and Wife Illegal in California

"In the state of California, heterosexual married couples can no longer be referred to as husbands and wives. Democrat Governor Jerry Brown has signed a bill into law that not only redefines marriage, but eliminates any reference to husband and wife, replacing each with the generic term of spouse. "
Soon "spouse" will be expanded to barnyard animals, trucks (I love my truck), corpses, children, appliances, and landscaping. These are all minority groups who are disadvantaged by bigoted marriage restrictions placed on them by the bigoted bigotry of bigoted bigots.

1 comment:

Steven Satak said...

Governor Jerry Brown can carry on all he likes. People will go on living their lives with their husbands and wives just the same, long after he is dust.