Don't Feel Safe? This Safe Spot Is Probably Not For You

Not Your Parents’ Open House
At Wesleyan University, if you’re oppressed, there’s a “safe space” for you.

Just when you’d gotten the hang of LGBTQ, they go and triple the number of categories. Wesleyan University is now offering a “safe space” (formerly known as a “dorm”) for students of the LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM persuasions, or, for those who need things spelled out, for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderfuck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism student acolytes. If you are so heteronormative as to see the word “FAG” in the center of that jumble, you will surely not be allowed into the “safe space,” known as Open House.

As she goes on to say, if you are heteronormative you are not welcome and would not feel safe there. No white males on the list, either. Or for that matter, blacks of any gendernormative persuasion. Actually, no normative people at all. Just fainting flowers who can't handle the evolutionary universe which doesn't care about them. Wait - there are no Atheists or evolutionists on the list; wait until they hear about this macroaggression.

But help is HERE!.