Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Votes For Karl Marx

Mark Dice once again plumbs the depths of American ignorance (and generally, failure to admit it).



This is beyond sad; it is criminal - or should be - that any American over the age of 8 does not know who Karl Marx was.

1 comment:

Robert Coble said...

Aw, shucks, lemme give it a try:

Karl Marx was the oldest brother of the famous Marx brothers comedy troupe: Karl, Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo. Unfortunately, Karl died prematurely in 1883, leaving his legacy of economic theories to be interpreted as high comedy by his younger siblings. The troupe was a successful comedy act in vaudeville, on Broadway and in motion pictures from 1905 to 1949. Fortunately, Karl's economic comedy legacy was preserved by a political group known as the Progressive Order of Communists and Socialists, sometimes affectionately referred to as the POCS (POX). The group spread the POX across the entire globe, eventually infecting all forms of government. It came to its final fruition under US President Barack Hussein Obama, who picked Karl Marx III as his Treasury Secretary, without Congressional approval. When President Obama left office after a lifetime of service, he anointed, er, appointed Karl Marx III as his duly chosen successor as His Imperial Highness, Caesar of all the Americas and Upper Islamifornia. (Lower Islamifornia was ceded to La Raza as a permanent homeland for all victims of economic violence committed by white people, during President Obama's fourth term.)

And now you know how a third generation Marxist got into position to become the next absolute ruler over those nasty white aborigines still occupying the hinterlands of America.

We are SO SCREWED!