Saudi "Millionaire Cleared of Rape Charge After Claiming He Tripped and His Penis Fell Into Teen"I don't suppose that the jury is now wealthy, is it? Nah. That's just cynical.
"Ehsan Abdulaziz, a Saudi millionaire property developer, was cleared of rape charges in London this week after he claimed that he had tripped and fallen on an 18-year-old girl who was sleeping at his apartment after partying with him, penetrating her by accident.
Hm: That's not how gravity or bodies work at all."
Thursday, December 17, 2015
It Just Keeps Getting Better.....
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I don't suppose that the jury is now wealthy, is it? Nah. That's just cynical.
Nah. His dad tripped, fell and the briefcase with money accidentally landed in the lap of the jurors. Stop being so cynical. Happens all the time man.
"And then, Your Honor, I found myself balls-deep and, attempting to extract myself, fell again. And again. What? Oh, probably about twenty times, Your Honor. Eh? Oh, no sir! I was terrified because I couldn't seem to get to my feet. It was a nightmare!"
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