Thursday, February 11, 2016

Most Important Jokes?

Newser refers to the Vulture's round-up of 100 important jokes. But I got these from the comments:

The best anti-joke is:

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.


Best joke EVER.
When the Iranians released the hostages in 1980, an Air Force corporal was one of those released. A newsman asked him "do you think you'd ever like to return to Iran?"
The guy answered "Only in a B-52".


John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face? ba-da-bing


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


"Who are you, and how did you get in here!?"

"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith." ~Police Squad
I'm not sure what makes a joke "important", but I like to laugh. And my spouse and I use the "Shirly" joke on each other all the time.

3 comments:

Hugo Pelland said...

Good ones :)

What's the "Shirly" joke? Never watched the movie Airplane; I was not even birn, hehe

Stan said...

"Surely you know the answer to that."

"Yes, I do, and don't call me Shirly..."

Hugo Pelland said...

Ahhhh, got it