The best anti-joke is:I'm not sure what makes a joke "important", but I like to laugh. And my spouse and I use the "Shirly" joke on each other all the time.
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Best joke EVER.
When the Iranians released the hostages in 1980, an Air Force corporal was one of those released. A newsman asked him "do you think you'd ever like to return to Iran?"
The guy answered "Only in a B-52".
John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face? ba-da-bing
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Who are you, and how did you get in here!?"
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith." ~Police Squad
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Most Important Jokes?
Newser refers to the Vulture's round-up of 100 important jokes. But I got these from the comments: