The Perpetual Victimhood App

Want to See Life as a Perpetual Victim? There’s an App for That!!

Why it's perfect: white males are punished; females and minorities are discounted as Victimhood Classes.

It’s a common conundrum at the end of a meal at a restaurant: How to split the bill fairly? Rather than using that boring process of figuring out who ordered and ate what, a new app called “Equipay” divides the bill based on group members’ demographic characteristics and the presumed wage gap that they suffer while working. Under the banner of fairness, the App sticks white guys with more of the bill, while women and members of minority groups get a price cut. Equipay creator and comedian Luna Malbroux calls it “reparations one meal at a time.”