Thursday, April 7, 2016

OMG! OMG! OMG! Planet 9 From Outer Space!

We're all gonna die. Well, of course we are. But AGW is just too slow; we'll all be dead already before the oceans rise enough to take over Denver - we need a better threat:
Newly discovered planet could destroy Earth any day now

"A mysterious planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years ago could do it again, according to a top space scientist.

And some believe the apocalyptic event could happen as early as this month.

Planet Nine — a new planet discovered at the edge of the solar system in January — has triggered comet showers that bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life, says Daniel Whitmire, of the University of Louisiana.

The astrophysicist says the planet has a 20,000-year orbit around the sun and, at its closest to us, it knocks asteroids and comets toward Earth.

Fossil evidence has suggested most life on Earth is mysteriously wiped out every 26 million to 27 million years.

Whitmire claims Planet Nine’s passage through a rock-laden area called the Kuiper Belt is responsible for the “extinction events.”

Conspiracy theorists in the ’80s and ’90s previously claimed a red dwarf planet called Nibiru or Nemesis, which orbits too close to Earth every 36,000 years, was behind the events.

Now some are convinced there will be a collision or a near miss before the end of April."
Doomed AGAIN. Dang. I never got to see California fall off into the ocean; I was looking forward to that.

Wait. Maybe the comets will hit the ocean: SHARKOMETS! Cool.


JBsptfn said...

There is one loony who has a blog dedicated to Mae Brussell who believes in this Planet X:

Brussell Sprout: Gigantic Wrecking Ball Headed Toward Earth

Also, you have Zechariah Sitchin, who believed that ancient Sumerian writings talked about an extra planet near Pluto called Nibiru:

Sitchin is Wrong: Nibiru

Russell said...