Guys -- Wanna be a Girl?

Here's your chance to learn how to be a snowflake girly boy:

Schools offer ‘safe spaces’ to combat ‘toxic masculinity’

Universities across the country are committing to fight "toxic masculinity" this year with conferences and events exploring the allegedly violent tendencies inherent to "manhood."

Ithaca College is hosting a workshop on "masculinity and violence" as part of its MLK Day festivities, while Duke University is hosting a nine-week discussion series to explore "how masculinity exists on our campus—often in toxic ways."

Masculinity is definitely toxic to Lesbian Feminazis. Perhaps it's time to show up at these "safe spaces" and flex your muscles and strut your personal identity for them. That's their approach to, say, MIlO, that Toxic Gay. I say bring it back to them. And try to have great hair, OK?