Atheist Prayer

By Russ Pevoto:

"Our father nada, who art in nada, hallowed by thy nothingness.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
on earth, and only on earth, because there is no heaven.
Give us this day our daily fill (or thrill),
and let us forgive ourselves our own trespasses, but by no means do we forgive the trespasses of others.
And lead us not into temptation, for we can find it ourselves.
Deliver us from the evils of religion.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever,
nothingness without end, Amen."

Thanks Russ!