Denver Decriminalizes Public Defecation To Protect Illegal Aliens
Denver Colorado is about to smell worse than piss-soaked shit-stained San Francisco. The city voted to essentially decriminalize public urination and defecation and the reason is as liberal as it gets. The city is now becoming a giant toilet to help protect illegal aliens from deportation. Denver is not only a sanctuary city for criminal immigrant scumbags but also now a sanctuary for human waste.
9 News reports that the Denver City Council voted to lessen the penalties for certain crimes including pissing, shitting, and whoring in public. Under the old law, these offenses were punishable by up to a year in jail and a $1000 fine. Under the new law, these disgusting acts will carry no fine whatsoever.
Here’s a fun list of things Denver will no longer consider to be a serious crime:
Sitting or lying in the public right-of-way
Unauthorized camping on public or private property prohibited
Urinating or defecating in public
Curfews and closures
Storage and loading
Solicitation on or near street or highway
This new law, or lack thereof, has the ACLU seal of approval so you know it’s bullshit:
“Many times it becomes a deportable offense if you’ve been convicted of even a minor ordinance violation that’s punishable by a year in jail,” said Mark Silverstein, legal director for the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado.
And just in case you think this is about anything other than protecting illegal aliens, here’s Denver Mayor Michael Hancock explaining his joy over the new law:
“I want to thank Denver City Council for their vote tonight on our sentencing reform ordinance. This ordinance…helps to keep families together by ensuring low level offenses, like park curfew, are not a deportation tool,” said Hancock.
Like all things with the Resistance, allowing people to shit in the middle of the road is really all about Donald Trump:
“Together, we are sending a clear message that we will not sacrifice our values or bend to a broken immigration system. Over the past four months, the White House has issued a series of executive orders that have exacerbated our broken immigration system and have had a real impact on our community. I have heard from many who are rightfully concerned. Denver is committed to taking actions that will protect our people’s rights and keep our city safe, welcoming and open,” Hancock said.
I know that liberals don’t make any sense and never have to explain their delusions, but I would love if this mayor could explain how letting people piss and shit all over the city fixes the broken immigration system.
Monday, June 12, 2017
Denver Fully Converges, Legalizing Public Defecation Sanctuary Specifically to Help Out Illegals
Recognizing the human right to defecate anywhere, anytime, the Left moves decisively to establish Fecal Rights, designed specifically for Illegals, to prevent punishment that might bring about their deportation. The ACLU applauds. New rights for urination anywhere, camping anywhere, lying down anywhere, and pretty much anything anywhere exhibit Denver's suspension of civil laws and civilization for the benefit of Illegal Aliens.