Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Sologamy: It's a Thing

Woman Who Married Herself Cheats On Herself

In 2015 a PR consultant in Britain named Sophie Tanner married herself and even had her father give her away.

But Sophie (and presumably Sophie since she married herself so there must be two of her? I don’t think I have the hang of this yet) is making headlines again. Poor Sophie (or maybe Sohpie, I’m not sure which) has gone and cheated on herself. Yup, this is an actual headline from UK’s The Week: “Woman who married herself ‘cheats on herself.” (I couldn’t make this stuff up, folks.)


It seems that Sophie had a relationship with another sologamist, Ruari Barrett, who used to be a polyamorist but married himself in Vegas. (I’m sorry, I give up.) But I guess Ruari wasn’t over the whole polyamory thing because he had an extramarital affair with Sophie, which counts as cheating even though neither one of them was actually married to anybody else. I’ve been told this is actually not a joke.

2 comments:

Steven Satak said...

If it looks like a joke, sounds like a joke, and feels like a joke...


But of course, the joke is on normal folk who have real problems in their lives.

Robert Coble said...

Sloggamy [sic] - slogging through narcissistic insanity for all the world to see.