Saturday, December 13, 2014

Technology Solves Rape Problems

At the end of the previous post is this obvious solution to the (non-existant) RAPE CULTURE. Here it is:
"Require all coeds to wear these body cameras: cameras dedicated for focusing on each body orifice, plus one dedicated to record the sounds uttered by the mouth; four dedicated to each direction (left, right, front, back) to detect approaching rapists; one pointing up, and one pointing down. All cameras wifi'ed directly to campus security and data stored directly on the cloud with police access. Any female who doesn't have this equipment on and operational should be expelled and blackballed from other universities."
There it is: Problem solved.

We should pursue this at every accusation such as the Jackie at UVa hoax. Pass it on.

4 comments:

Steven Satak said...

How about we just have colleges for girls and colleges for boys again? Then the only Victim class would be the lesbian/homosex variety.

Rikalonius said...

Which would be dutifully shuffled under the rug. Aggressive homosexuality shall not be spoken of. All gays are victims and the meme wouldn't change in an all girl college. The only exception to this rule is when the homosexual is on the right or part of organized religion, but then it is religion that is to blame.

Phoenix said...

Require all coeds to wear these body cameras:
Is this the Atheist/Leftist version of the Islamic burkha?

Stan said...

It's the iBurkha; fully instrumented and connected.