Friday, January 26, 2018

Finally A Ban I'm Literally Fine With

New York City bar bans customers who use the word 'literally'


Robert Coble said...

Can we also absolutely ban "absolutely"?

Steven Satak said...

Absolutely! We can - literally - ban it. That will work. It is always the best answer. And you will never hear those two words again.

Until you do.

Don't worry. It literally took *years* for us to work 'gnarly' out of our collective consciousness. Now, I was always kinda partial to 'radical', but I absolutely don't miss 'boss' or 'groovy' or 'heavy' or 'cowabunga'.