Friday, January 26, 2018

Finally A Ban I'm Literally Fine With

New York City bar bans customers who use the word 'literally'

2 comments:

Robert Coble said...

Can we also absolutely ban "absolutely"?

Steven Satak said...

Absolutely! We can - literally - ban it. That will work. It is always the best answer. And you will never hear those two words again.

Until you do.

Don't worry. It literally took *years* for us to work 'gnarly' out of our collective consciousness. Now, I was always kinda partial to 'radical', but I absolutely don't miss 'boss' or 'groovy' or 'heavy' or 'cowabunga'.

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