Must Be The End Times: Fermat's Last Theorem is Solved

Prof Solves 300-Year-Old Math Mystery, Wins $700K
Oxford professor had been trying to crack Fermat's Last Theorem since he was a boy

I guess I didn't get my solution in the mail in time... I was gonna buy a boat with the winnings, too. My solution was simple; it involved dividing by infinity three times in a row. I think that's how they prove string theory and get all those infinite universes, so it ought to work for about anything.