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Leftist Appellations

Too Funny: Lefty Self-Therapy

WATCH: Liberals Gather to Scream at the Sky

They're not OK with an expanding economy, I s'pose. But they're good with defying immigration laws while demanding tighter gun laws on actual citizens.

So screamers: enjoy your $15 minimum wage for the 20 minutes you have it before your layoff, OK? And take a coupla tokes and get a good nights sleep, so you can stand in line for an unemployment check...

Dogbert Teaches Us

This Triggers Me...

Bonk a Donk

Organizing

I Think This is Scott Pelly in Make-up

Government Schooled to Perfection

Dignity

Wear in Pride

Donk Double-Talk

Planned Parenthood Prevents Homeschooling Too

No Ivanka Dresses Allowed!

...Except For, You Know, Actual Citizens Who Think Laws Are Binding, For Some Reason

Creating Jobs

This Cartoon Triggers the cis-Fascist Left

If It Weren’t For Double Standards….
the left wouldn’t have any.

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Also – and this will no doubt be a shock to nobody – they are a bunch of humorless crybabies. The cartoon used to illustrate this post has, apparently, caused some of them to become even more unhinged and write whiny letters of complaint to the various newspapers that published it.

These complains also illustrate perfectly their lack of standards. Extremely unfunny cartoons mocking the Tea Party were “free speech” as were ones mocking nuns, Christians, gun-owners, President Bush (and Trump) etc. were widely shared, praised and so on and even mild complaints about how the ‘joke’ in questions was in poor taste were rejected as being irrelevant due to the first amendment, the privilege of the complainer, the requirement that art afflict the comfortable and, if they understood French “pour épater la bourgeoisie”. All of this of course was said without irony or the understanding that the sneering classes of the left are in fact the comfortable bourgeoisie of the early 21st century.

More at the SITE.

Remember what names the Left calls cis-normal folks when they shriek about "microagressions"...

Goober PhD's Protest

Can't make this stuff up!

'Society Must Be Defended'

Anthropologists and other scholars plan read-in of Michel Foucault to mark inauguration of Donald Trump.

Quelle horreur! Terroristes! Conceal the women and children!

The Left Is Plagued With Excess Kindness

Maxine Waters: A Problem With Democrats Is That We’re Too ‘Nice’ to Other Side

Yep. They didn't actually kill any electors this time around, they merely terrorized them. And maybe if they eradicated the deplorables, rather than just defining their Class... and maybe if they paid the violent rioters a decent minimum wage for rioting, they could get rid of all that excess kindness that dogs the dears wherever they show up.

Bare minimum, the Left should open up freely about how they feel about the "other side". Showing too much respect for the Othered Class doesn't reflect the reality of their horrid abomination as herds of subhumans - barely mammals. It is not sufficient to point out to them that they are merely Deplorable; that's too kind, an unfair delusion for them. They should be faced with the base despicableness of their fetid existences so that they appreciate being rounded up into the cattle cars and see the benefit of the Left's plan for them.

Niceness and kindness NO MORE. Remember Democrat Jim Crow, KKK, Bull Conner, and act accordingly!

And Now For Something Different

[For the humor impaired, this is deadly serious...]

Sticker manufacturers must take responsibility for the failure of their stickers.

Massive Recall Issued for Ineffective “COEXIST” Bumper Stickers

WASHINGTON — The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration will recall over 550,000 units of the popular “COEXIST” bumper sticker due to an ineffective and unsustainable message of world peace, U.S. safety regulators said on Tuesday.

“After an estimated 300 billion incidents of human suffering and death due to war, religious intolerance, racism, genocide, and homophobia, from the years of 50,000 B.C.E. through 2016, this sticker needs to be pulled from retail shelves and all automobiles immediately,” the NHTSA said in a statement online.

“NHTSA likes the sticker,” the statement continued. “We believe it looks really cool in a tie-dye color scheme. In the current geopolitical climate, however, our in-house engineers predict this trend in which everybody dies will not slow down in the foreseeable future.”

The graphic, spelling “Coexist” through religious and political symbols, has garnered thousands of complaints from consumers for inefficacy, despite regular appearance on the rear bumpers of cars owned by progressive Americans.

“I had a feeling something wasn’t working back there. I heard some rattling on NPR about crises in Europe, the Middle East, Africa… even America,” said Subaru Outback owner Wayne Darvy of Burlington, Vt. “How can sticker companies just sit back and profit from a clearly unattainable mantra? I feel duped.”

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Stickerz ’N Stuff, the gift manufacturer owning the rights to the sticker, held a press conference early Wednesday morning to ease concerns.

“Unfortunately, with Donald Trump’s presidency, we foresee demand for left-leaning slogan products dropping considerably. We’re particularly worried about ‘Have A Nice Day’ — studies show nice days are highly unlikely,” spokesperson Amy Kane told reporters outside of their Detroit manufacturing plant. “Luckily, the forecast for Truck Nutz through Q3 2020 projects record profits.”

Kane also provided removal suggestions for consumers from as long ago as early 2001. “We encourage all owners to peel off their ‘COEXIST’ with soap and water and bring it to your local Spencer Gifts, where you will receive a ‘FUKENGRÜVEN’ bumper sticker free of charge,” she said.

Unfortunately FUNKENGRUVEN is cultural appropriation, and "protests" have shut down manufacturing for the foreseeable future, since the manufacturing plant and surrounding neighborhoods have been burnt to the ground. Authorities say that one employee survived the conflagration, and did a belly crawl to the protestors while begging for coexistence.