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Actresses Will Wear Black to Golden Globes to Protest the Men They Keep Taking Paychecks From

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From Instapundit:

WELL PLAYED, UNIVERSE. WELL PLAYED. Lawyer’s Pants Catch Fire During Florida Arson Trial.

Probably involving Florida Man...

Correcting Drudge

Today's Drudge headline should read:

LAWS ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE - except for certain minorities and illegal aliens and Muslims and any Democrat

Here's the money quote from Comey:

Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. Prosecutors necessarily weigh a number of factors before bringing charges. There are obvious considerations, like the strength of the evidence, especially regarding intent. Responsible decisions also consider the context of a person’s actions, and how similar situations have been handled in the past.

Translation: any prosecutor who messes with the leftist Candidate with a vagina will be killed, figuratively and possibly literally - and they all know it. And its a moot point anyway because the DOJ only employs leftist Hillary donors as prosecutors, and they prosecute only small fry:

" In 2011, Army Private Chelsea Manning was charged with multiple felonies and faced decades in prison for leaking documents that she firmly believed the public had the right to see; unlike the documents Clinton recklessly mishandled, none of those was Top Secret. Nonetheless, this is what then-Secretary Clinton said in justifying her prosecution:

'I think that in an age where so much information is flying through cyberspace, we all have to be aware of the fact that some information which is sensitive, which does affect the security of individuals and relationships, deserves to be protected and we will continue to take necessary steps to do so.'"

I now predict that Hillary will, in fact, win. The nation no longer cares about much of anything beyond new phones and selfies for facebook. Oh and abortion - I almost forgot.

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EXPLOITATION: “Here’s a fun fact: The median salary for a women’s-studies professor is more than a hundred grand a year. The average hourly earnings for a graduate with a women’s-studies degree? Eleven bucks an hour, well less than you’d make working the car wash at Buc-ee’s.”

Caution: to get to the quoted text you'll have to read the entire article about Buc-ee's, which actually is kinda cute.

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From Instapundit:

WHO SAYS BACKGROUND CHECKS DON’T WORK: Chicago Journalist Writes Story About How Easy It Is To Buy An AR-15, Is Denied Purchase Because of History Of Alcohol Problems, Domestic Abuse.

Related: Bylines of Brutality: As Casualties Mount, Some Question The Emotional Stability of Media Vets.

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MAN WHO COULDN’T CONTROL OWN PENIS WANTS TO CONTROL OTHERS’ GUNS: Gen. Petraeus Starts New Gun Control Group.

Sometimes the Headlines Say It All

The Testes on This Chap: Buzzfeed Reporter Complains About Being Denied Access to Trump Event, A Day After BuzzFeed Declares Its Partisan Hostility to Trump

Definitely Not True

Trump Advisor:

"Trump adviser: 'You couldn't get the truth out of Hillary if you waterboarded her'"

Sure you could; you just wouldn't know which of the 5,937 versions she spews it would be.

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Texas Gov: JFK Wanted To Send Man To Moon — Obama Wants To Send Man To Ladies Room

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Har!

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

Apparently the AI designers forgot the "judgment and discernment" module. However, the "basic education level and hormonal instinctual stupidity" module does seem to match some teenagers I know...

UPDATE:

Microsoft apologizes for offensive tirade by its 'chatbot'

And from the comments, a "Free Tay" campaign?

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Top Khmer Rouge leader tells court he fought for 'social justice'
"I shall shout loudly that I never wanted to agree to any policy that is against the Cambodian people," said Khieu Samphan, one of the Khmer Rouge's top surviving leaders.

Social Justice Warriors include Che Guevarra, Mao, Lennin, Hitler, and all other Class Warriors who determined their own moral principles for application to others. Elimination of Free Speech and community morals is just the first step in the long march through the institutions.

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Snort* ...Alright I'm OK now:

With mom still running, Chelsea Clinton’s already gearing up for White House bid

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Why I’m so embarrassed today for Britain. The same parliament that hasn’t banned a single UK citizen from returning after fighting for ISIS is seriously debating banning Trump from its shore
Piers Morgan

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THEY WANT TO GO BACK HOME: The Clintons are longing to find UFOs.

Even better, is the actual story:

If elected president, Hillary Clinton promises to tell the truth about the government’s secret work with space aliens — as if she’s capable of speaking the truth about anything.

Would Clinton investigate UFOs and Area 51 (the top-secret Air Force base in Nevada that fervid rumors call the home of the feds’ supposed alien investigations)? The question came in an interview with The Conway (NH) Daily Sun.

Her answer:

“Yes, I’m going to get to the bottom of it. I think we may already have been [visited by aliens]. We don’t know for sure.”

Let’s wind that back. First instinct: Pander to the questioner. Second: Cover yourself with all the folks who know better. Third: Fudge to avoid getting pinned down by either side.

Not much different from her response on real issues — like her we’ll-get-to-the-bottom-of-Benghazi promise. (At least she didn’t try to blame an Internet video for flying saucers . . .)

On top of that, Clinton hinted she might create a presidential task force to investigate Area 51.

This turns out to be a running thing for the Clintons. According to old-time Clintonite Webb Hubbell, Bill gave him a mission back in the ’90s, as Hubbell was becoming a top Justice Department official: “I want you to find the answers to two questions for me. One, who killed JFK? And two, are there UFOs?”

As The Post’s late, great Washington Bureau chief, Deborah Orin, later noted, “Hubbell describes his failure to find out about JFK and UFOs as a big regret when he had to resign” to plead guilty to bilking law clients back in Arkansas.

And At the Atlanta Marriott... Headline of the Day

Naked prostitutes chase gunmen through hotel after they posed as clients and robbed them while they were stripped off

Sorry; I couldn't resist - I haven't seen a headline like that in... well, forever.

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Obama Promises Not To Defeat ISIS Before Leaving Office

FINALLY! A promise he will keep...

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Ralph Peters: ’2000 Years of Christian Civilization Destroyed on Obama’s Watch’

Not to mention the Christians beheaded by Islamists. But Michelle did tweet a sign regarding the girls kidnapped for sex slaves, so there is that. But Obama says:

Obama: "Islam Is A Religion That Preaches Peace"

All those invading armies in all those failing states, attracting Muslims from all over the globe, well, they're just aberrations. Same thing with honor killings and child rape. Nothing to worry about. So let's reduce the armed forces, increase the level of sexual aberrations in the services, reduce qualifications so women can compete, and then just stay home, no problem.

Headline From Hell... For Gawker

In case you have a life, here's the thing about Gawker:

Gawker Staff Smears Feces On Itself, Boards a Schoolbus Loaded With Gasoline and Napalm, Then Intentionally Drives That Schoolbus Into a Cargo Train Transporting Toxic Waste and Retarded Clowns

Now you HAVE to go there, right? Hustle on along then...

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Weenies burn flag to protest cops, get attacked by bikers, need cops to save their asses
New York Post